"If you're looking for an agent who will whisper sweet nothings about every 'cozy' closet and 'vibrant' paint job, you're in the wrong place. I'm here to tell you the truth. Is that a great school district? Yes. Is that wallpaper terrible? Also yes. Let's find a house with good bones, solid value, and maybe one or two design flaws that your friends and family won't immediately judge. Ready to get real about real estate?"